I'm A Failure, Failure, Failure. Failure, Failure, FAILURE!
I'M NOT THE TEST SUBJECT. I'M PT2. SPECIAL NOTE TO TEST SUBJECT: YOU BETTER EAT WELL, TODAY (THANKSGIVING), BECAUSE YOU'LL NEED THE ENERGY FOR TOMMOROW! AND TONIGHT. I'M GOING TO WORK YOU SO HARD, YOUR EYEBALLS WILL SWEAT! THE WORLD WILL END AND YOU WILL STILL BE EXERCISING!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE SWEATING SO MUCH YOU'LL BE DEHYDRATED, BUT I WILL NOT GIVE YOU WATER!!!!! BEWARNED!!! I CAN'T BELIVE IT, BUT, YOU'LL BE IN HEAVEN AND YOUR FAT SELF WILL STILL BE EXERCISING!
~ PT2